philo news May 2017 22:33:24 GMT in alt.home.repair, wrote:

On 05/02/2017 12:54 PM, Oren wrote:
On Tue, 2 May 2017 11:47:26 -0500, philo
wrote:

Yes, there are a lot of things I've forgotten.

My memory is so bad that when I wrote up the list of everything
I forgot, there were over 10,000 items listed

(to the best of my memory.)

The mind is the first thing to go. I forget what the second
thing is.



My mind was gone the day I was born and it's only getting worse
from there


ROFL. Having a good memory isn't always a good thing, either. There are
some things I'd really like to forget, and, I do mean, completely
forget.


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