On Sun, 23 Apr 2017 14:30:58 -0500, Mark Lloyd
wrote:

When I was a kid a friend of mine's mother had a living room no one
could ever go into.

And theres the "good" towels my grandparents never used. They just used
cheap thin ones that came free in detergent boxes.

....and got a free toaster from the local bank. I used to have a free
Robert E. Lee bank as a kid to save my coins in.