David B. explained :
My friend Dave Eagle is quite bright yet he can't seem to master the
straight-forward matter of using Facebook Messenger.

Do you think, perhaps, that Dustin HAS hacked Eagle's computer and disabled
his ability to use Facebook? I don't think Eagle really understands just how
clever with computers some young folk can be!

lol

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