In message . com, The
Peeler writes

Are you senile? You ARE senile, right? BG

I think I may be heading that way. Did something yesterday I've never
done before.

There I am yesterday morning, sitting on the bog, doing what needs to be
done, not a care in the world, stood up, closed the lid and flushed,
only to realise I had missed out the paper stage. Slightly worrying.

--
Graeme