On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 00:10:03 +0100, T i m wrote:

On Tue, 18 Apr 2017 08:51:37 +1000, "Rod Speed"
wrote:



"Bod" wrote in message
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On 17/04/2017 18:15, Rod Speed wrote:
Mike Tomlinson wrote
tim... wrote

to come back when called, not so

All the kittens with the exception of one now come when called.

They don't even recognise their own name.
It's a real rocket scientist cat that can do that.
They actually come when you make noises that indicate food is being
served.

Can dogs walk a tightrope?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlKYtLlvRlU

They dont climb trees very well either.

Luckily, dogs rarely need (or want) to do either ... nor therefore
waste the Fire Brigades time getting rescued when they get stuck.

Why does the fire brigade respond to such calls, they're a FIRE brigade, the clue is in their name. The cat will come down of its own accord when it's ready, or the owner can climb the tree. I learned to climb trees when I was a child, are you saying an adult can't do so?

They can find people on mountains and rescue people from the water
though ...

Leave the Darwin candidates to drown.

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