On Mon, 10 Apr 2017 19:29:47 +0100, bert wrote:

In article , James Wilkinson Sword
writes
Well obviously driving onto a pavement full of pedestrians is stupid. But I never suggested that.
You said you drive on the pavement whenever you see an ambulance. You
did not qualify it in any way.

Don't be so pedantic.

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