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Oren[_2_] Oren[_2_] is offline
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Default Take yer gun to the mall

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:57:39 -0600, wrote:

On 2 Jan 2008 21:06:06 GMT, Jim Yanik wrote:


Not really, you're not. You've already been given plenty of answers,
but you're disregarding the ones that conflict with your a priori
biases. Start by reading "More Guns, Less Crime" by John Lott.


Lott,Gary Kleck of FSU;IIRC,they were both ANTI_GUN before they began their
research.


I wont even consider going to a mall without carrying my AK-47, my
Glock, and several other handguns. A guy never knows when a good
looking woman might accidentally step on my foot and I'll have to
impress her with my gun collection before I take her home for some
great sex. Women love guns. Show a woman a gun, and you get her
pussy. It works every time. The bigger the gun, the more she loves
it. Many women go to the mall just to find men with big guns. The
bigger and harder the gun, the more the women want them. This is
2008, not 1950. Back in the 50's women only wanted to see a man's
balls, so men would walk around with a baseball or football (depending
on the season). These days the women want to see his gun, and if you
want to pick up a woman at the mall, you damn well better have a gun
packed in your pants.


Hey, you sound like my kind of guy. I dont go anywhere in public without
my AR-15 and at least 2 pistols nad a lot of knives. I suppose women are
impressed when I blow away some cocksucker who walked in front of me,
but I dont care what women do, becuse I am gay. And if I even look at
another man, my boyfriend gets really ****ed becuase he said my cock is
all his and no other man will ever touch it. He carrys guns too and he
hes killed at least 6 guys who tried to get in my pants.

I love my boyfriend but he is a bully and gets jealous. I love my guns
as much as I love him, and I love balls too. (especially his). But I
hate most other people and just want to kill them. There is a troll on
this newsgroup who I plan to kill this week. I am tired of him using my
nym and pretending to be me. So he's gonna get shot and die. I am the
real Oren and own this nym. This other ****er impersonating me is a
thief since he stold my nym. Now he dies! I cant wait to pull the
trigger.

I probably should not say this on here about me being gay because my
boyfriend posts on this newsgroup too, but I have to say what I feel. My
therapist says I need to be more honest, so I am doing so now. But as
soon as he reads this, I know we will have a huge cock fight and one of
us will end up with a bloody cock.