Close the dang front door up there. We have a large draft down here.
Winds gusting to 60 MPH, blowing trash cans down and down the streets.
Blowing desert dirt everywhere. Can't see a half mile away or the
mountains and I have dirt in my eyes. My phone sent an emergency alert
to not drive. Crap, three hours after it started. Close the damn door
up there, please. Just got another alert, just now saying this is
going on until 11:00 PM. Do something will ya.