On 27/03/17 19:34, ARW wrote:


Apparently kittens can sleep up to 23 hours out of 24.

And so it was (sorry Brian it's a picture)

http://s428.photobucket.com/user/ada...mg077.jpg.html


For Brian ...

And then God created a furry lump which for a lack of a better name He
called the Cat. He looked at His creation and shook His head. It wasn't
exactly what He had in mind.

He held the thing up in the air and it hung limply from His fingers. He
dropped it to the ground, and it spread out in all directions as flat as
a pancake. And when He crossed the forelegs across the chest and folded
the hind legs into a lotus position, that is exactly where the limbs stayed.

His curiosity piqued, He turned the body over, stretching it to almost
twice its length. He rolled it into a small ball, twisting, bending,
kneading it. The thing did not even open its eyes. He rubbed His beard
incredulously. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He knew of course
that what He had just created was less than a miracle. But there was no
time to make changes, not with the seven-day deadline just around the
corner.

"Oh, Well." He shrugged. "You can't win them all." with not a moment to
spare upon its arrival on earth, the cat curled up and went back to sleep.

--
Adrian C