"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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I saw him indicating left, so I took his word for it and drove forwards.

Big mistake.

When I realised he was going in a different direction to what he said
(therefore was a blatant liar),

Silly PHucker

I slowed down enough to avoid him and warned him of his stupidity using my
horn.

Pity he didn't stop and beat the **** out of you.