Jeff Liebermann wrote:

Then, there's the giant cucumber tower:
http://www.learnbydestroying.com/jeffl/crud/Giant-Cucumber.jpg

We've got something like that here, looming over a small strip mall
parking lot, but it looks more like a giant furry green corn dog.

Anything worth doing, is also worth over-doing:
http://802.11junk.com/jeffl/crud/Cell_Site_Mast_Loaded.jpg

The Watts Towers of telecom. To me, that's actually more esthetically
pleasing than most of the attempts to disguise.