a) The OP changes his handle about as often as the typical individual changes his socks.
b) His handles are typically a close analogy to some moderately famous person - mostly military individuals.
c) His trolls are typically wild hair questions on obscure and meaningless points of negligible utility. "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" is a deeply meaningful discussion by comparison.
d) When he sets the hook, his threads can go on..... and on.... and on, with no meaningful results.

So, my 'response' is to suggest *not* rising to the bait.