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Default How to cook a STEAK!

On Friday, March 17, 2017 at 10:57:59 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 17 Mar 2017 19:13:29 -0700 (PDT), DerbyDad03
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On Thursday, March 16, 2017 at 4:52:35 PM UTC-4, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 16 Mar 2017 16:36:50 -0400, wrote:

Real men eat their steak bloody.

Cut off the horns, wipe its ass and put it on the plate. Nuf said.


Grab it by the horns and drag it across the grill.


Meh. You don't put a dead cow on a grill. They need to be cooked
low-n-slow and be BBQed. Grilling is for pansies that can't cook.



I only eat dead cows. Live ones are too dang noisy and squirm around too much. I don't like to have to chase my food. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

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