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Chris Green wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Rod Speed wrote:
"tim..." wrote in message
news

"Broadback" wrote in message
news The flies are around already, which does not bode well for the rest
of the year. Can someone please recommend an effective killer that
does not mark furniture of windows?

Why did I read that as kite filler?

Because you are dyslexic, stupid.

Um.......

Humming isnt going to save your bacon, boy......

Myself and my mother once waited outside whilst my dad went for a job

"I and my mother....", I'm getting really annoyed with everyone using
'myself' for 'I'.

It was once considered "bad form" to ever use the word "I". It was "pushy".

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from KT24 in Surrey, England