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On 3/9/2017 12:44 PM, Neill Massello wrote:
Bod wrote:

I've bought two Pakistani flags on Ebay and raised them in the front
garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.
Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other counter terrorism
agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
We've never felt safer and we're saving £24.95 a month.


On the other hand, you might get droned.


We had a black unmarked helicopter buzz our backyard several times
because we have a greenhouse. My husband was taking care of his fish
tanks that he was experimenting with in creating an aquaponics system.
He came out of the greenhouse with buckets of fish filters and looked up
to see that helicopter hovering above him. He was like "WHAT???"

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Maggie