On 03/08/2017 04:13 AM, Bod wrote:
In the light of recent police announcements I have taken down
the St Georges flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm
sticker off the front door.
We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our neighbourhood
watch.
I've bought two Pakistani flags on Ebay and raised them in the front
garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.
Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other counter terrorism
agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
We've never felt safer and we're saving £24.95 a month.


Park a white toyota truck (with machine guns mounted in bed) in the
driveway.