On 03/03/17 20:14, Joe Bloggs wrote:

And ****ed. Buy a new battery.

You might be right, but is that the only way you're able to express
yourself?

I would say the battery is utterly and wanktacluarly ****ed. More ****ed
than the sum total of the Whores of Babylon.

It's ****ed Up Beyond All Recognition (IBM), it's shagged (Python), it's
buggered (me).