On Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:14:36 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Finally got round to buying a cucumber to scare my cats. It doesn't work. I guess mine aren't as stupid as these: https://youtu.be/cNycdfFEgBc

Yeah that's what they all say, rather than admit you're too short on inches to satisy your misses/lover/sheep , you'll be trying a banana next ;-)