On Saturday, January 7, 2017 at 11:44:10 PM UTC-6, lulu wrote:
replying to Shindy, lulu wrote:
i walked in the house today and my new BnD blender was on. Im just hoping its
a ****ty appliance and not poltergeists....
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OMG! Unplug that infernal machine, wrap it in aluminum foil and toss it into a metal dumpster. 10 years ago, Shindy's possessed blender jumped off the kitchen counter and blended her. All that was left was a pile of goo and a bathrobe which soaked up most of the fluid. Shindy is survived by a husband, three ex-husbands, 6 children, a herd of cats, 3 dogs, a pair of monkeys, a zebra, a hungry python and 356 terrified gerbils. The gerbils really miss her. It was a real tragedy. (~_~

SAVE YOURSELF!

[8~{} Uncle Blended Monster