On Tue, 03 Jan 2017 20:05:11 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
On Tuesday, 3 January 2017 19:30:42 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Simon. I understand that you are 58 (?)
Try to be realistic, this is painful. In the eyes of many an
interviewer you are just too bloody old:-(

I know one man of 62 who went from BP to Vivergo to Reckitt's and
another of 60 who has gone back to Smith + Nephew's after being at BP
for 35 years.

Few and far in-between.

We are like gold bars, men like us.

As you wish.

He fancies you because you're a Scorpio. Keep your back to the wall.

--
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle.
While they were out the cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he cooked it.
That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, "Did I screw up the cooking?"
"No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."