On Sunday, December 25, 2016 at 4:56:09 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 25 Dec 2016 14:37:14 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Sunday, December 25, 2016 at 4:09:12 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 25 Dec 2016 13:42:43 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

It's 77°F here in Birmingham at 3:30pm. Santa was seen wearing a red T shirt, red shorts, red crew socks and red track shoes when he was making his rounds last night. ?(€¢?€¢)?

[8~{} Uncle Hot Monster

Was his neck red?

Not only that but his butt was red from chafing caused by the tight shorts. Lucky for Santa, a wise recipient of Santa's good cheer left him some baby powder along with a bottle of vodka next to the cookies. ?(€¢?€¢)?

[8~{} Uncle Cheery Monster

The Good News is that Santa is still alive and well in 'Bamma.

7:00pm and it's 72°F. I call that a comfortable Christmas! The most interesting Christmas I ever experienced was out in the Marshall Islands just a bit North of The Equator. We were all very far away from home. Our wonderful military people experience it all the time. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Distant Monster