On 21 Dec 2016 21:16:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-12-21, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

We bitch about the illegals but in reality we need at least some of them
to do the jobs we won't do.


(comedian) "My wife sez I don't love her, anymore. Aren't the
illegals doing the jobs we don't wanna do?"

.....concerning home security:

(comedian's wife) "I could be raped!"

(comediean) "What do YOUR fantasies have to do with it?"

(comedian's wife) "I could be killed!!"

(comedian) "What do MY fantasies have to do with it?"

nb

Henny Youngman?