On Mon, 12 Dec 2016 14:51:21 -0000, Tim Streater wrote:

In article , James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:

I find it absurd people get upset about being given something free.

Here, have this punch up the bracket - it's completely free.

BIFF

Oh dear I'm sorry - did that upset you?

How is a punch upgrading what I already have? They're not forcing us to go to an earlier windows.

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