On Tuesday, 6 December 2016 00:18:28 UTC, bm wrote:

You certainyl did do their job for them but you're not getting a cut.
The saleman must think you're a mug.

Nope, the salesman KNOWS he's a mug, as do we.
Mind you, I don't believe the story for a second.

I never lie.

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