Jimbo in the near of Hawick ... wrote
Rod Speed wrote

Only because you are too stupid to have a decent smartphone.

If you had one you could just wave it at the terminal and pay that way.

If I tried waving my superb nokia 1100

One of the better dinosaur phones...

( better than ant smartphone )

Ants arent allowed to have smartphones, stupid.

would it work?

Yes, it will still work as a stupidphone, stupid.

...tee hee

This is no laughing matter, boy.