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Default My very first merbile fern kerl


"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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On Friday, 25 November 2016 11:40:12 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2016 22:45:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

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I bought them all a round of drinks to prove them wrong, something I
always seem to do every minute of every day.



Fascinating : you must be so well off to be able to do that. We are so
envious.

(There is no need to be drinking every minute of every day : perhaps you
should seek help)


I was in a toilet at Rotterdam Centraal when three Dutch muslim girls were
looking for 70 cents to operate the turnstile. Since I had just used my
Barclaycard to tap on the sensor to let our lass in, I let them all through
as well and gave the five 50 cents off coupons to the bog cleaner.

Hmmm, not enough detail about the toilet usage. E.g, did you take the
mainframe in there with you etc?
Had you pre-booked?