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Default My very first merbile fern kerl

On Friday, 25 November 2016 11:40:12 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2016 22:45:59 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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I bought them all a round of drinks to prove them wrong, something I always seem to do every minute of every day.



Fascinating : you must be so well off to be able to do that. We are so
envious.

(There is no need to be drinking every minute of every day : perhaps you
should seek help)


I was in a toilet at Rotterdam Centraal when three Dutch muslim girls were looking for 70 cents to operate the turnstile. Since I had just used my Barclaycard to tap on the sensor to let our lass in, I let them all through as well and gave the five 50 cents off coupons to the bog cleaner.