Simon Mason wrote

Stuck my head out of the NH Dortmund window this morning

Wouldnt have to with a real phone.

and finally rang DD1 who was in Leeds
and got through 5 and 30db over 9.

Always get that with a real phone.

Our lass thinking it was a chavphone
came indoors and promptly went QRT.

Wouldnt happen with a real phone.

Arrived at the station for 0910,

After lugging all that dinosaur crap with you...

got through to DD2 at 0915, but took my eye off the ball
and turned round to see my 0923 set off without me,

Wouldnt have happened with a decent smartphone.

so bought DB online 24 access for £4.50 and rejigged route.

Wouldnt have needed to with a decent smartphone.