Simon Mason wrote
Rod Speed wrote

And done a hell of a lot more with it than all the other
**** you are actually stupid enough to lug around instead.

Our lass's case has a handle that had come off and so I went
into a store and bought a £220 Samsonite 4x4, got a £40 off
voucher, bought two free shirts for £40, put the fern, camera
and shopping in the new case and threw the old one away.

And you wouldnt have had to do any of that if you had had
enough of a clue to have a decent smartphone instead of all
that dinosaur **** you are stupid enough to lug around instead.

Used 3790T to find Aldi, bought beer to put in Samsonite, found
restaurant, bunged them £50 and walked back to NH Dortmund next
to Dortmund Hauptbahnhof for 0923h Platform 11 to Rotterdam.

And if you had had enough of a clue to have a decent smartphone
instead, you could have had a much better look at that restaurant
before you had showed up at it and been much more certain that
it was going to suit you from than you were able to do by using
that dinosaur to do that instead. And would have been able to
pay the bill much more securely using it as well, and would have
been able to check that nothing had got ****ed up with the train
while you were stuffing your face as well, and wouldnt have had
to lug all that **** of yours around with you while doing that either.