On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 09:40:03 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

I have to say I do wonder this myself, especially the ones offering a
cuddly tiger or whatever and monthly reports on the animal etc. I bet
they never say it was run over by a lumber ttruck etc.

"So sorry, we just found out your snow leopard actually died 6 weeks ago
so we're re-imbursing you for your last 6 weeks' subs." Yeah, like that's
going to happen!