DIY fun
On Mon, 21 Nov 2016 07:11:56 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, 20 November 2016 23:15:33 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 22:43:15 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:17:12 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
My head did not even have a scratch on it as I did not want plod having to scrape bits of brain off the road, so I deliberately went feet first.
Not an effective way of dying.
It is for 99% of people, but I was unlucky.
Don't the sensible ones go head first?
I was going to go head first, but the thought of plod having to swill away my brains put me off.
I JUST TOLD YOU THAT!
Instead you screwed up your death and caused doctors a lot of hassle.
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Hampering other staff and preventing them from carrying on with their duties.
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