On Sunday, 20 November 2016 23:15:33 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 20 Nov 2016 22:43:15 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:17:12 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


My head did not even have a scratch on it as I did not want plod having to scrape bits of brain off the road, so I deliberately went feet first.

Not an effective way of dying.

It is for 99% of people, but I was unlucky.

Don't the sensible ones go head first?

I was going to go head first, but the thought of plod having to swill away my brains put me off.

I JUST TOLD YOU THAT!