On Thu, 27 Oct 2016 08:33:23 +0100, Simon Mason wrote:

On Thursday, 27 October 2016 08:29:18 UTC+1, F Murtz wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvtPqEOXYAEybSS.jpg

Good grief!
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

What are you moaning about now?

All that stuff on the bench top, not put away in the drawers, stupid.


He is just proving that the British can get a modest selection of food.

It is a cycling tradition to photograph your bike with Marmite.

http://bit.ly/2fi6MBb

Ketchup tastes better.
http://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspi...-s-630x419.jpg

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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"