On Wed, 26 Oct 2016 04:10:48 +0100, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:49:06 UTC+1, wrote:
On 25/10/2016 19:21, Simon Mason wrote:



even the head surgeon was convinced they would have to amputatate it to save my life.

It's a shame that head surgeons don't actually specialise in heads
or he would have done us all a favour.

My head did not even have a scratch on it as I did not want plod having to scrape bits of brain off the road, so I deliberately went feet first.

Not an effective way of dying.

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