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Default What is that I hear?

On Wed, 09 Nov 2016 14:50:08 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 11/09/2016 12:13 AM, Muggles wrote:
On 11/9/2016 1:10 AM, Bod wrote:
On 09/11/2016 07:02, Muggles wrote:
On Wed, 09 Nov 2016 01:01:39 -0600, Muggles
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Did anyone great a pin drop?

That's HEAR a pin drop!

Yes indeed, I'm watching this in the UK and totally stunned by how the
voting is going.


The main stream media are bumfuzzled! LOL


Is that a quaint work for buggered?


It depends how hairy the arse is.

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A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts, €œEy up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss **** an cow ****e an it could kill thee.€
The Bloke says, "Sir I am a muslim from Pakistan, can you be speaking clearer and slower please.€
The farmer replies, "If.... You.... Use.... Two.... Hands.... You.... Won't.... Spill.... Any."