wrote
ARW wrote

He would not get out of the van when we were working with the race
horses[1]

I don't blame him.

More fool you.

Horses and cows can be right nasty animals.

But usually arent.

[1] Three of them. One tries to bite you, one tries to kick you
and the last one tries to mount you. I had to run into one of
the three fields to fix the electric fence. As I climbed over the
fence the other apprentice shouted "If it's the one that want's
a shag then take one for the team and I'll put it in YouTube"

Be better sending it to You've Been Framed. They pay £150.

Bet they wouldnt with that one.