"Scott Cramer" wrote in message
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On 29 Jul 2003, Jim Mc Namara spake unto rec.woodworking:

:-(

Jums

Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

OR W.C. Fields:

Ahhhhh, yesss. Buried my wife last spring.

Had to. She died.