It could be a problem with the filter caps in the anti-matter generator ,
feeding the transporter board with dirty voltage . Ask Mr Spock to check
the
voltage with a 100,000,000 tetrahertz oscilloscope .

Bull****! First you have to collect as much cerumen you can from your ears,
then you have to impregnate a MARS (tm) or MilkyWay (tm) wrapping with it.
Then collect some dirt between your toes and cover the impregnated wrapping
with it. Then you have to put this home made capacitor, which capacity
should be exactly 47 GigaF, between the green and the yellow wires.