"Captin Kirk" wrote in message
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Every time we try to beam up tribbles , they beam into the transporter
room
looking like cats and not Tribbles .

Should we look for cold solder joints on the transporter control board ?
Or
should we just use them as is , to control the mice population aboard the
USS Enterprise ? Could the problem be a bad eprom chip ?

Kirk out .

It could be a problem with the filter caps in the anti-matter generator ,
feeding the transporter board with dirty voltage . Ask Mr Spock to check the
voltage with a 100,000,000 tetrahertz oscilloscope . I like tribbles , they
taste like chicken .