On Sun, 30 Oct 2016 18:54:27 -0000, GB wrote:

On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland
for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.

I prefer to be naked.

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