On Fri, 28 Oct 2016 20:27:20 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 28/10/2016 20:14, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2016 05:16:24 +0100, Simon Mason wrote:

On Thursday, 27 October 2016 23:12:40 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
news On Thu, 27 Oct 2016 21:28:00 +0100, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:17:57 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:


They like to show their bell ends in their lycra shorts.

This girl at work used to ask me "How is it hanging, Simon?" I
used to
say "to the left and then to the right".

I've always said "to the left" (a quote from Bill Cosby). So when
cycling
it's moving constantly? Does that not cause swelling? :-)

Not when its as small as yours and his is.

Mine is 7'' and hits the buffers.

Same here, which I always thought was average. According to google, the
average is a pathetic 6", and in some countries 5!

What is "hits the buffers"?

Use your imagination.

7 inches wouldn't do that.

--
Arriving home unexpectedly early from a business trip, the tired executive was shocked to discover his wife in bed with his next door neighbour.
"Since you are in bed with my wife," the furious man shouted, "I'm going over to sleep with yours!"
"Go right ahead," was the reply. "The rest will do you good."