On Fri, 28 Oct 2016 05:16:24 +0100, Simon Mason wrote:

On Thursday, 27 October 2016 23:12:40 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Thu, 27 Oct 2016 21:28:00 +0100, Simon Mason
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On Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:17:57 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
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They like to show their bell ends in their lycra shorts.

This girl at work used to ask me "How is it hanging, Simon?" I used to
say "to the left and then to the right".

I've always said "to the left" (a quote from Bill Cosby). So when cycling
it's moving constantly? Does that not cause swelling? :-)

Not when its as small as yours and his is.

Mine is 7'' and hits the buffers.

Same here, which I always thought was average. According to google, the average is a pathetic 6", and in some countries 5!

What is "hits the buffers"?

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"The knack to flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."