On Thu, 27 Oct 2016 20:03:46 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Thu, 27 Oct 2016 03:56:10 +0100, Rod Speed
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"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:55:51 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
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I thought he might take more care with his personal details after
recently discovering a couple of strange phantom withdrawals from
bank accounts.

His home address is easily found.
Simon is a cyclist. Cyclists are not very bright.

Their lights are TOO bright.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvZH3oiXgAELBC8.jpg

He's right. And that is totally illegal.

Yet when you shine the same brightness back at them from your car
headlights, they get upset.

The car headlights are legal because they have a cutoff.

That steaming turd doesn't and can't either.

It's not legal to drive around with full beam on, however it is legal if you rename them as "daytime running lights".

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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his penis today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mum asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mum fainted.