On Mon, 17 Oct 2016 08:58:47 +0100, "Norman Wells"
wrote:
"Max Demian" wrote in message
.. .

A recording of church bells would probably feature nasty
distortion like ice cream
vans cranked up to maximum volume.

They could always turn the bells down to avoid it. But I doubt if
they've thought
of that. You see, all they want to do is make the maximum amount
of noise.

Like ice cream vendors.

--
Max Demian