"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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On Friday, 14 October 2016 01:34:30 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:


That isn't Simon. Simon is a fit young thing,

Can't be, BP has just given him the bums rush
after having put up with him for 40 years.

or so he says.

We have the photo that proves he is nothing of the sort.

Here I am in Monaco last June.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck1f3WEWsAAddsd.jpg

Corse you would claim that after we have seen the beer gut and tits.