"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 16:12:28 +0100, whisky-dave
wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:46:47 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:
I've even heard a warning that if you stay in your bath too long
(indoors at room temperature!) that you can die!

Did you also know that everyone that eats tomatoes dies too.

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." - Fletcher Knebel
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have
the most live the longest. (Rev. Larry Lorenzoni)

I know of only one person who does not have a bath or hot running water in
their house.
That is You Mr Hucker.
YOU are off your rocker. I bet that you smell bad.

That can't be right, otherwise the fella backing into his
driveway would have noticed the smell and realised that
there was something smelling awful he was about to back into.

Tho on second thought, he does claim to go for a
swim in the river in winter, starkers, so maybe that's
why he wasn’t stinking as bad as he usually does.