On Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:04:55 UTC+1, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

I am partial to a nice Whitby kipper cooked on my chiminea.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cs-R6emW8AEpD7q.jpg

Smoked peppered mackerel 1m:30s in me £30 tescos microwave.

Mrs M won't have the house stinking of fish hence the chiminea.