THE MANY LIVES OF DORKMATTER

A 5 minute search on alt.video.dvd reveals all of these wonderful jobs that
WankMatter has done for you and I, the common folk (the laundry list sounds
like one of those commercials where Sally Struthers is trying to get you to
get a degree).

Fireman? Drill Sergeant? Foul mouthed Nuclear Engineer? Or is he just the
crazy janitor at your High School, suffering from delusions of granduer?
YOU BE THE JUDGE!


Top Secret Nuclear Engineer:

Hahahahah... yer an idiot. I work at General Atomics, San Diego.
Top security clearance. Mid level engineer. Good luck getting anyone
to think I need help.

Top Secret Nuclear Engineer with a High Voltage Fence to Protect Him:

Actually, mine is around 50kV. You don't "get by it" you get nailed
by it. (Discussing the fence around his top secret lab)

Fireman:

I wonder what you'd look like with a house from our firehouse shoved
up your ass, and turned on!

Nuclear Reactor Repairman/Unmanned Aerial Vehicle Maker:

We make Unmanned aerial vehicles and atomic reactor components.
Not quite rocket science, but probably a little above your ability.

EMP/ESD Pulser Developer:

One day, I'm gonna make an EMP or ESD pulser, and trounce on some
twits' computers, and other household electronic gear. Pop all the
lame fuks' ****.

Drill Sergeant:

**** you, asswipe. I am a drill sergeant for dip****s like you.

Manufacturer of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles:

If I *were* crazier than loon, I can *still* engineer, and
manufacture Unmanned Aerial Vehicles for our nation's security.
Far more than your lame ass will EVER muster.

Instrument Designer:

I am a prototype development engineer in the electronics industry
and discipline. I manufacture instruments that go into particulate
analyzers, drug sniffers, bomb sniffers, weather satellites, jet
fighters, shuttle missions, cop cars, tanks, fire and rescue, medical
drug delivery, hollywood film equipment, etc., etc., etc.

Thermal Chamber Manufacturer:

I used to manufacture thermal chambers, dip****.
We made one that was 150 feet long for a US missile ruggedness and
reliability test fixture.

Space Shuttle Scientist:

I have made devices that go into space environments where the
temperature changes from just aver absolute zero to plus 300 F in a
few seconds.

Nuclear Scientist:

Maybe you should go back to building missile tubes and launching objects
into space, ya loon.

More like particle accelerators, and nuclear science.

Engineer Level Design:

I don't have to prove a goddamned thing. I have been working in
electronics for 35 years. I have been doing engineering level design
work for the last ten. I don't have to prove a goddamned thing to a
silly troll fuk like you.

Space Shuttle Repairman:

Hahahaha.. My **** goes up on shuttle missions, boy. I know more
than you ever will. Compared to me, YOU are the know nothing twit.

Drill Sergeant (Again):

I am a drill sergeant for dip****s like you.

And here, DorkMatter confesses that he really DOES think there is a need for
"Fair Use", but only for the things HE wants "fair use" to apply to:

I have about 40 VHS tapes, some of which contain off air tapings of
say SCTV episodes, or media coverage of the Gulf War in '91 for
several weeks.