parish wrote:

Dave Liquorice wrote:

In 36 years of spectical wearing (from age 7) I think I have only ever
broken two lenses. I think I sat on one pair a *very* long time ago
and the last time was when the slipped of my nose planning a bit of
wood and they landed on the top corner of a spade.


You plane wood with your nose?

Sorry, couldn't resist. :-)

/me ducks and runs.

Nah! He was 'planning' to; his glasses slipped off and broke a
spade. Quite 'spectacular' I imagine! :-)