On Sat, 10 Sep 2016 08:03:52 -0400, "dadiOH" wrote:

#2. plant seeds, sprinkle a little time release fertilizer on top, water
regularly

Ever see the use of water beads?

"Put the dried gel crystals into a large bowl and cover them with
water. Add more water as needed, allowing them to absorb as much water
as possible. This will take several hours. The beads will swell up
before they're ready to use. Drain off any excess water."

Go on vacation.